Hilda

Whatever you giva a women she gives you something bigger back.
If you give her your sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she will gick you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
So if you give her any crap, she will give you a ton of shit.

Whatever you give a man he will find a way to give it back.
If you give him a baby, he will give you something to take care of.
If you give him a home, he will give you something to vacuum.
If you give him a meal, he will give you something to wash.
If you give him your heart, he will give you something to repair.
So don't give him a ton of shit, it will be you who clean it up.

Haha, första halvan hittade jag på internet, men jag kunde inte låta bli att fortsätta på den.
Ganska fyndig va? Hoppas ingen tar illa upp, den är inte allvarligt menad.. (?)